{"id":1634,"date":"2024-05-05T15:17:39","date_gmt":"2024-05-05T15:17:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fredparonuzzi.fr\/?p=1634"},"modified":"2024-05-27T13:44:27","modified_gmt":"2024-05-27T13:44:27","slug":"mai-2024-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fredparonuzzi.fr\/index.php\/2024\/05\/05\/mai-2024-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Texte de 2003"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"1634\" class=\"elementor elementor-1634\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6198fc4 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"6198fc4\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-29769e5 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"29769e5\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">T'as l'air heureux, Fred !<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-f4aaff3 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"f4aaff3\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Carte blanche \u00e9crite \u00e0 la demande du Dilettante pour la sortie de <em>10 ans 3\/4 &#8211; <\/em>lien :<em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.ledilettante.com\/notre-actualite\/cartes-blanches\/tas-lair-heureux-fred\/\">T\u2019as l\u2019air heureux, Fred !, par Fred Paronuzzi | Le Dilettante<\/a> &#8211; <\/em>puis publi\u00e9e dans le journal suisse <em>Dimanche.ch.\u00a0<\/em>le 23\/03\/2003.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-03ad467 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"03ad467\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p align=\"justify\">Je ne me souviens plus exactement du menu, ce soir-l\u00e0.<br \/>De la soupe, s\u00fbrement. Les restes de midi, forc\u00e9ment. Des p\u00e2tes, je crois. Du poisson pour les musulmans.\u00a0<em>\u00ab\u00a0Halouf\u00a0\u00bb<\/em>\u00a0\u2013 du porc \u2013 pour les autres. Une brioche Carrefour sur le point d\u2019\u00eatre rassise. Un bout de fromage. Du pain, \u00e0 volont\u00e9. Un yaourt aromatis\u00e9 \u00e0 0%\u00a0<em>(J\u2019aime pas trop la banane, tu pourrais me l\u2019changer, s\u2019te pla\u00eet\u2026).<\/em><br \/>Le dernier R.M.I. (prononcer \u00ab\u00a0r\u00e9mi\u00a0\u00bb), c\u2019\u00e9tait il y a une \u00e9ternit\u00e9 : trois semaines. Alors bien s\u00fbr, du monde. Plein de monde. Jusqu\u2019\u00e0 dehors, devant la porte des waters. Jawad notait le nom des arrivants. Il connaissait la majorit\u00e9 d\u2019entre eux, les saluait d\u2019un mot aimable, personnel. Ils devenaient quelqu\u2019un, tout \u00e0 coup \u2013 et lui en savaient gr\u00e9.<br \/>Les \u00ab\u00a0nouveaux\u00a0\u00bb, eux, on les croisait une fois. Puis plus rien. Ou alors ils restaient. S\u2019installaient, si l\u2019on peut dire\u2026<br \/>Un samedi, 18h30. Fin avril 2002. L\u2019Europe, ici, s\u2019\u00e9tait unifi\u00e9e depuis 1983 autour d\u2019un bol de soupe. De l\u2019Atlantique \u00e0 l\u2019Oural. Et m\u00eame plus loin : jusqu\u2019en Afrique, aux confins de l\u2019Orient\u2026 C\u2019\u00e9tait le monde entier, tous les continents \u00e0 la m\u00eame table.<br \/>On ne parlait pas beaucoup. On n\u2019avait pas le temps. Juste :\u00a0<em>bonsoir, \u00e7a va bien ?<\/em>\u00a0Ou\u00a0:\u00a0<em>tiens, il me reste un pain aux raisins, tu pr\u00e9f\u00e8res \u00e0 la brioche ?<\/em><br \/>Roger, derri\u00e8re moi, servait le plat principal \u2013 \u00e0 pleines louches. Je versais le potage. On compl\u00e9tait le plateau. Sans temps mort. Efficaces.<br \/>Une cuiller. Pas de couteau. Jamais de couteau.<br \/>Au bout d\u2019environ vingt minutes, le flot s\u2019amenuisait. Roger jetait un \u0153il \u00e0 la liste des noms :\u00a0<em>Soixante ? Dis donc ! Hier, on a fini \u00e0 cinquante-cinq\u2026<\/em>\u00a0Roger m\u2019appelait\u00a0<em>monsieur le professeur<\/em>, pour rigoler. Avait-il \u00e9t\u00e9 S.D.F., lui aussi, avec sa dr\u00f4le de trombine ? Peut-\u00eatre. On ne causait pas du pass\u00e9\u2026 Parfois, je faisais halte chez lui. Il me montrait ses chiens, ses plantes vertes, ses tortues. Il \u00e9tait malade. On l\u2019avait op\u00e9r\u00e9. On lui avait ouvert le ventre. Il ne voulait pas y retourner, \u00e0 l\u2019h\u00f4pital.\u00a0<em>Je suis d\u2019accord pour crever<\/em>, disait-il,\u00a0<em>mais chez moi, merde !\u00a0<\/em>Je l\u2019aimais bien, Roger.<br \/>Jawad \u00e9crivit mon num\u00e9ro de t\u00e9l\u00e9phone au dos d\u2019un paquet de cigarettes. Une de ses filles aurait peut-\u00eatre besoin de cours d\u2019anglais. Une moyenne pas extraordinaire, ce trimestre.<br \/>Sept mois qu\u2019on se c\u00f4toyait, le samedi soir. En alternance avec Mohamed (Momo). Et Roger, chaque fois. Jawad le paisible et Momo l\u2019extraverti. Deux styles. Deux personnalit\u00e9s. Deux fa\u00e7ons de rendre leur dignit\u00e9 \u00e0 ceux qui l\u2019ont perdue, quelque part le long du chemin. (Mais o\u00f9 \u00e7a ? Et quand ?)<br \/>Avec eux, j\u2019avais appris ce geste formidable de simplicit\u00e9 : donner \u00e0 manger \u00e0 des sans-abri. Il m\u2019avait sauv\u00e9 de quelques coups de blues, ce geste. Il m\u2019apportait bien plus encore qu\u2019il n\u2019apportait aux autres\u2026<br \/>Au moment du rab, les jeunes emplissaient d\u2019os des sacs plastique, pour leurs chiens. Ils parlaient avec animation. De copains. De musique. De filles. De foot. De squat. De bons et de mauvais plans. Des infos. De tout et de rien\u2026\u00a0<em>Looping<\/em>\u00a0s\u2019\u00e9tait mis en t\u00eate d\u2019\u00e9changer la sonnette de son v\u00e9lo d\u2019enfant (le Joker grima\u00e7ant de\u00a0<em>Batman<\/em>) contre le Klaxon de mon Solex (une sorte de corne de brume en caoutchouc). On se marrait bien.<br \/>Des gens apportaient des casseroles, des Tupperware, des seaux, parfois. Certains prenaient cong\u00e9 en serrant les mains. D\u2019autres filaient sans un regard.<br \/>Un peu malgr\u00e9 moi, j\u2019avais mes pr\u00e9f\u00e9rences. Les gamins surexcit\u00e9s, d\u2019abord, \u00ab\u00a0pierc\u00e9s\u00a0\u00bb, rigolos, qui \u2013 \u00e0 peine arriv\u00e9s \u2013 se mettaient \u00e0 gueuler que\u00a0<em>oh mais \u00e7a va pas, l\u00e0, y a aucune ambiance, ce soir !\u00a0<\/em>et la cr\u00e9aient d\u2019un coup, l\u2019ambiance, par la magie de ces seuls mots. Ces rares femmes seules, intimid\u00e9es, qui s\u2019engageaient l\u00e0 en courbant l\u2019\u00e9chine et que l\u2019on servait avec une triple dose de sourires. Ce Rom aux yeux clairs, radieux, qui embrassait le bout de ses doigts lorsqu\u2019on lui tendait son bol. Christian, enfin, borgne, violet de peau \u00e0 force d\u2019alcool, assis depuis deux d\u00e9cennies pr\u00e8s d\u2019un carton le signalant\u00a0<em>dans l\u2019attente d\u2019un travail<\/em>. Christian, qui disait\u00a0<em>merci mon ami<\/em>\u00a0d\u2019une voix puissante et aristocratique. D\u2019autres encore\u2026<br \/>Jawad, ce soir d\u2019avril, comme je nettoyais une table sur laquelle il empilait des chaises, remarqua que j\u2019avais l\u2019air heureux et je lui dis que oui, je l\u2019\u00e9tais, heureux, tr\u00e8s heureux m\u00eame. Le c\u0153ur un peu serr\u00e9, je m\u2019appr\u00eatais alors \u00e0 lui raconter ma bonne fortune lorsqu\u2019un homme parut \u00e0 l\u2019entr\u00e9e.\u00a0<em>Bonsoir<\/em>, dit-il d\u2019une voix tellement rauque qu\u2019elle en devenait inaudible. Il \u00e9tait en retard et s\u2019en excusait : il n\u2019\u00e9tait pas d\u2019ici. On lui avait indiqu\u00e9 cet endroit. Il n\u2019avait pas mang\u00e9 de la journ\u00e9e, pourrait se contenter de pas grand-chose, si \u00e7a pouvait lui caler l\u2019estomac. Jusqu\u2019au lendemain. Un pansement sale et sanguinolent lui recouvrait un pied, il boitait, portait des strates de v\u00eatements en guenilles qui empuantissaient l\u2019air d\u00e9j\u00e0 \u00e9pais des relents de cuisine. A sa main, des sacs plastique, 4 ou 5. La panoplie du mis\u00e9reux\u2026<br \/>On d\u00e9gotta un peu de viande. Un peu de pain. Le reste des restes. On \u00e9changea quelques mots puis il s\u2019assit \u00e0 un coin de table, mangea en silence.\u00a0<em>Alors Fred ?\u00a0<\/em>demanda Jawad,\u00a0<em>tu voulais me dire quelque chose ?\u00a0<\/em>Je me sentais embarrass\u00e9. Comment avouer \u2013 devant ce malheureux \u2013 que moi, la veille, j\u2019avais r\u00e9alis\u00e9 mon plus beau r\u00eave. Qu\u2019au retour du lyc\u00e9e, un message sur le r\u00e9pondeur m\u2019avait inform\u00e9 que Le Dilettante souhaitait publier mon roman :\u00a0<em>10 ans 3\/4<\/em>. J\u2019en avais eu les larmes aux yeux. Comment lui raconter \u00e7a, ici, sans en rougir ? Sans s\u2019excuser d\u2019\u00eatre heureux ?<br \/>Je n\u2019en dis rien. Juste :\u00a0<em>Oh, tu sais, on sait pas pourquoi, des fois, c\u2019est la forme\u2026<\/em>\u00a0Il hocha la t\u00eate. Il devait s\u2019attendre \u00e0 mieux\u2026<\/p><p>Tout \u00e9tait en ordre, \u00e0 pr\u00e9sent, pr\u00eat pour le lendemain. Jawad me serra la main.\u00a0<em>Merci Fred<\/em>, dit-il.\u00a0<em>Passe un bon week-end, \u00e0 samedi<\/em>.\u00a0<em>Ce sera Momo<\/em>, pr\u00e9cisa-t-il,\u00a0<em>je te revois le mois prochain<\/em>.\u00a0<em>Ah oui, j\u2019oubliais\u2026<\/em><\/p><p>Je remontai le boulevard en sifflotant\u00a0<em>Karma Police<\/em>, pris la rue Nicolas-Parent. Des amis devaient passer dans la soir\u00e9e. Ils n\u2019\u00e9taient pas encore au courant. J\u2019avais mis une bouteille de champagne au frais\u2026<\/p><p>La Cantine Savoyarde<br \/>29, Faubourg N\u00e9zin<br \/>73000 Chamb\u00e9ry<\/p><p>\u00a0<\/p><p>\u00a0<\/p><p>\u00a0<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>T&rsquo;as l&rsquo;air heureux, Fred ! 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